Santa's image has really taken a beating here on the World O' Jeff in light of the investigative reporting and hidden camera footage of the last few days. A few days ago we learned that he is a drag racing hot rodder. Then we demonstrated to you that he's a dick. And via archival footage from 1983, let me remind you that he's a cold blooded killer.
If not the worst Christmas ditty of all time, certainly one of the meanest. Of course, I'm speaking of veterinarian Elmo Shropshire who, along with his wife Patsy, added "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" to our holiday repertoire in 1973.
He took $40,000 of his own money and created an album (and a video filmed in his own living room) in his own attempt at holiday road kill immortality. It certainly brought something fresh and new to the music of the season.
With no further adieu, here it is: